My friends tell my I most post. They say I have not posted in a long time. This would be an obvious statement. I have not posted in a long time.
Let us explore the reasons for this.
Possible reasons for Katie's lack of posts:
1. I have nothing to say.
(highly unlikely. I always have something to say. Just ask my sisters)
2. I have more important things to do.
(well, I can think of few things more important than writing on my blog. Except right now. My friends are thinking about Doing Something. I have very low expectations for what Doing Something means. Some people really mean something when they say this. Some people say let's Do Something and then go Climb Mt. Everest. Some people say let's Do Something and then organize a peacekeeping task force and send it to Rwanda. In the case of my dear friends I am pretty sure that when they say let's Do Something they mean let's go watch Nanny McPhee.
3. Maybe I am lazy.
(Naaaaa...)
4. Maybe I am waiting to write a masterpiece of a post and until I do I refuse to write anything.
(Entirely possible. I am a frustrated perfectionist after all.)
5. Maybe I am involved in some vast covert operation under the direction of Donald Rumsfeld. I may be spending my weekends flying to and from foreign destinations gathering vastly important information using only a flashlight, a Buck knife, and my keen sense of smell.
(Well, it SOUNDS good.)
Okay, for whatever reason, I don't write very often. But I am not going to end this post by promising to improve this blog by either quality or quantity.
The end.
10 comments:
Goofball!
:O)
You make me laugh aloud! (And admit it: Nanny McPhee was an excellent flick!)
it was
Hee hee! You're funny, Katie. I liked how you ended with the whole not promising to improve your blog bit. That's right! Stick to your guns and "to thine own blog style be true."
And hey- you have a keen sense of smell? Me too! We should start the Bionic Nose club.
#4 is my guess.
Maybe it is because that combined with #3 is what I empathize with most strongly, and maybe it is because it fits with what I know of you, but it also is because I don't think you would be telling us if #5 was true.
I am absolutely sure #5 is the right reason---and it's downright clever of you to just tell us and make us think you wouldn't tell us if it was true... ...Ah yes! Very clever indeed! Don't worry I won't tell the bad guys---Ummm---just who are they anyway?
personally I think it is 3-4 combo. You are really actually lazy, but you are justifing it by telling yourself you are waiting for a masterpiece.
I only know this because I do it myself all the time.
mmph. (my best Nanny McPhee grunt)
I'm thinking don't depend too heavily on the keen sense of smell.
Very funny Mary!! :-)
Actually I don't have a really keen or acurate sense of smell- I just put it down because it sounded good.
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